oldeenglish:

Come join us at the UCB this Friday at 11 PM, when we’ll be presenting an all-new video, plus welcoming some special guests:

Trevor Williams! (Channel 101, CollegeHumor)

Kumail Nanjiani! (Michael and Michael Have Issues)

and Janeane Garofalo! (As though you don’t know who Janeane Garofalo is)

The next time you have an opportunity to see performers of this caliber for $5, I suggest you take it. Click here to make reservations!

This show is going to blow the roof off the UCB. And because the UCB is in the basement of a supermarket, that is going to confuse and injure a lot of grocery shoppers.